For anyone the council let down

The council closed your file. You reopen it.

The expert system to build a credible noise case, force your council to act — or take them to court yourself.

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The expert method — without the expert fees.

The gap you fell into

Fewer than one in a hundred ever get help.

0

complaints a year

0

abatement notices

0

prosecutions

Source: CIEH statutory noise nuisance complaint data, England & Wales.

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Get a real read on your case. Free.

Five questions, about a minute. The same factors a council or court actually weighs.

Question 1 of 5

How often does the noise happen?

Almost nobody knows this

Take them to court. Yourself.

Most people assume the council is the only route — and give up when the council doesn’t act. English and Welsh law gives anyone the right to bring a statutory nuisance case directly to the magistrates’ court. No solicitor. No permission needed from anyone.

Section 82 · Environmental Protection Act 1990

The s.82 route, in three steps

  1. 01

    Give written notice

    A formal notice to whoever is responsible, giving them the chance to stop.

  2. 02

    Issue a complaint

    File directly with the magistrates’ court — no solicitor required.

  3. 03

    The court decides

    A district judge hears the evidence and can order it to stop, with costs.

See the notice-date calculator, live

The toolkit

It turns your worst nights into your case.

Software you double-click. Offline, private, on your device — the actual toolkit, not a mock-up: diary, score and letter, in one pass.

Log the night

Under 60 seconds, while it's happening

23:42Bass through party wall, TV audible over it
00:15Shouting outside, woke on waking
01:03Still going — recorded 40s clip

Every entry is timestamped and stored on your device — the kind of contemporaneous record courts and councils actually weigh.

  • · Date & time stamped automatically
  • · Attach recordings and photos
  • · Nothing leaves your machine

Choose your level

One decision. Then it’s yours.

Every tier is a one-time purchase — instant download, yours to keep. Priced at a fraction of what the professionals charge for the same result.

£1,000–£2,000

Acoustic survey & report

£2,000–£10,000+

Solicitor, nuisance claim

from £197

Noise Case Pro — once

Essentials

£197

one-time · yours to keep

The complete written method — you act on it yourself.

  • All 13 professional guides (PDF)
  • Full council letter sequence
  • Section 82 court guide
  • Evidence checklist & common-mistakes guide
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Complete

£397

one-time · yours to keep

The software organises your case and writes your letters for you.

  • Everything in Essentials
  • The Case Toolkit — diary, score, deadline tracker, letter writer
  • Editable Word templates
  • Narrated video walkthroughs
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Professional

£697

one-time · yours to keep

Everything for court — witness statements, acoustic annexe, court-day pack.

  • Everything in Complete
  • Witness statement generator
  • Expert Acoustic Annexe (WHO / BS 8233 / BS 4142)
  • Court Day Pack + lifetime updates
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Best value

Court-Ready

£997

one-time · yours to keep

The lot, done — every tier and every add-on, kept current for a year.

  • Everything in Professional
  • Every add-on kit included
  • 1 year 'Kept Current' updates
  • The complete, nothing-left-out package
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Instant download

Access your files the moment you pay.

Yours to keep

One-time purchase — no subscription, ever.

14-day cancellation right

Full refund until you download — see checkout.

Information, not advice

Self-help tools — no outcome guaranteed.

Noise Case Pro Ltd is not a law firm and is not regulated by the Solicitors Regulation Authority or any other legal services regulator. This pack is written by an acoustics professional, not a lawyer — it is information and guidance, not legal advice on your case. You keep every right you have under the Consumer Rights Act 2015, and digital downloads normally carry a 14-day cancellation right under the Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013.

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Noise Case Pro launched in 2026 — check back soon.

The day you start is the day your case begins

The noise stops here.

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